Hell Hath No Fury

Some of the people here are really rude, and if they're not rude then they're just stiffs.

Hanabi, when you get home you will see Ben & Jerry's ice cream tubs in the freezer. You can treat yourself to one, and don't you dare touch a Chunky Monkey.

[Private To Self]

I want Yashamaru-dono ;;

[/Private]

Naruto-dono makes lunches for Sasa-dono.

Hanabi, are you going to let that happen?!

Edit: Naruto-dono has a crush on Sasa-dono.

I have a LiveJournal like most everyone else, now. I keep telling Yashamaru-dono to get one, but all I get is the same thing: "I will later, Hotarubi."

Mah.

For those of you who don't know me, I'm Hotarubi. I'm working on an internship to build up my resumé, so when I find something to do, I won't look like I've been living in my mother's basement in the meantime. What an awful way to live, anyhow. So, if you need anything, page me and I'll see what I can do!

If you wish to leave a message for Hotarubi on her home phone, please label the subject line with, "Home phone: Message." If you wish to leave her a message through her voice mail, please label the subject line with, "Voice mail: Message."

Likewise, if you wish to call for sake of conversation, please respectively label the subject line, "Home phone: Call," and "Cell phone: Call."

If you wish to leave an email, please label the subject line, "Email." Thank you.

[Home phone message]
"You've reached Hotarubi and Hanabi. Please leave your name and a message after the tone, and we'll get back to you as soon as we can. Thank you~."

(Pii.)

[Voice mail]
"You've reached Hotarubi. Leave a message!"

[Email]
hotarubi@weeklymetropol.co.jp